Hey guys,
So I decided that life really bores me and that I'm so busy that I need to add one more thing to the to-do list. Classes just don't seem to really do it for me anymore. And although I am not currently a world traveler--barely even a state traveler for that matter--I am still going to blog about ordinary, mundane, and often probably asinine things. My current predicament is whether or not to put two tampons in my nose. Seriously, I am really having this dilemma with myself. See, I currently am a snot monster.
Definition of snot monster: The person you run from who you suspect may actually have SARS. This person--instead of spitting on you when speaking--snots on you, snots all over the ground when bending over to tie his or her shoes, goes through a box of tissues in 1 day, can't control the snotfest even with the most potent saline concentration, which only produces a severe burning sensation in both nostrils. Essentially this person approaches levels of supreme grossness.
Picture of snot monster.In my attempts at healing myself, I have excessively drank 6 glasses of orange juice (which has only increased my tendency to frequent the bathroom), poured 3 rounds of salt water solution into both nostrils (omg painful!!), taken 4 vitamin C tablets, and poured hot sauce in or on everything I have eaten today (this does not include cereal, though i may try that tomorrow....) So that is why I now am searching for the light tampons to put in my nose.
Other than my current plight of sickness, I am back at school, and just came back in town from spending the weekend in West Virginia. No I did not see Burt Reynolds in a leather vest holding a crossbow while riding down the river (I wish!), though I did get to do a bit of quad riding and scaring people when I was armed with loaded guns. Ended up being a somewhat traumatizing weekend, but I do now have a slight desire to own a revolver and shoot beer cans with it... God, luckily I'm in the perfect location for this. Thanks Cleveland.
Hmmm, maybe I'll go snot in some homemade ice cream now, or maybe just redo my resume. Or maybe I'll start a cooking a blog....
Teaser!!! Pizza my boyfriend, Lyle, and I made!